*TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED*

Ogel System: Ah, people of the Lobster Nebula! Greetings, to each and every one of you! I'm Greeger, inventor of the Molecular Teleportation system! I personally thank you for your recent purchase! I'd like to demonstrate the genius of the system, just for you fellows.

Lobster Nebula: Absolutely, we would love to have a personal demonstration from the great Greeger!

Ogel System: Excellent! Let's see, who to use... oh, how about Ynas! Ynas, come hither! I'll need you for just a moment. People of the Lobster Nebula; as you know, the sytem works through molecular decomposition. Once the object, like cargo,... or lifeform... is broken down, it will be beamed into the opposite tube, unharmed, then reconstructed atom by atom.

Lobster Nebula: Let's fire it up! We're on stand-by.

Ogel System: Teleporting... now!

Ogel System: I'm losing reception... communic....breaki...... *static*

Lobster Nebula: Greeger? Hello? I think we've lost him...

Lobster Nebula: Better boost the power, just in case the molecular signal gets interrupted... I must imagine this system is very delicate!

Lobster Nebula: Shouldn't take much longer...

Lobster Nebula: Alright, I think the molecular reconstruction process is starting!

Lobster Nebula: Now we're cooking...

Lobster Nebula: The tube module is icing up, lower the power, Ynas is probably here already.

Lobster Nebula: Wait, since when did Ynas have wings?

Tube Alien: *RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!*

Lobster Nebula: Oh boy... what do we do now!? Better send it back where it came from! Teleporting now!

Tube Alien: *Thrashes* *RRRAAAWWWRR!*

Lobster Nebula: Thank the Maker! That could have been close... wonder where the alien has been teleported to...

Lobster Nebula: Oh....wait...

Ogel System: What the.... yyyaaahhhhhhhhhh! *bone crunching noises*